This is my cat Toonces. She’s looking for a good time. She likes sunsets, cuddling, tuna and eating her own ass. Her dislikes include other cats, dirty litter boxes and anybody else trying to eat her ass. Eating her ass is her job and she’ll be damned if anybody else eats it but her.
Before you ask, the answers yes, I’m bored.
Lets stop the outrage you fucking pussies. Was that a bit too much? Well fuck you. Stop being such pussies! Now watch this video and keep your bitch hole shut you smelly pile of chimp shit. I went too far again huh?
Real Time With Bill Maher via Gawker
One of my favorite comedy sketches in recent years is Wheelchair Cat, Trust Fund Kitty from Nick Swardsons Pretend Time. It cracks me up every time. If you haven’t seen it, your probably a terrorist. Anyhow I’ve got my very own real life Wheelchair cat and I’d like to share it with you. You can thank me later.
Check out the original Wheelchair Cat, Trust Fund Kitty.
Turd Ferguson