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Reality My Ass!


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The discovery channel has a new show they’ve rolled out (pun intended) called “The Devils Ride.” They’ve marketed it as a “reality” show about an “outlaw” bikers club based in San Diego. First off, I’m from San Diego and San Diego is about as outlaw as Beverly Hills. Second, just a few minutes into the program and the term “reality” seems more like sarcasm than it does a description for this show. It’s obviously scripted. Thirdly, if they are such outlaws, why are they doing a reality show?

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The Asshole Chronicles Part 1


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Being an asshole hasn’t only been the domain of my adulthood, it was also a huge part of my childhood. I guess you could say I was kind of a prodigy when it came to being a jerk. Nowadays I use my powers for good instead of evil but I often think back on those times and wonder why anybody even wanted to be my friend. One event in particular springs up in my mind time and again. I call it…

The Mother Fucking Dirt Bike Ride.

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