Obnoxious Bulldog Lady

Listen up lady talking to the neighbor outside my window about your bulldog, I don’t think she wants to hear that many details about your goddamn dog. So please please shut the fuck up! It’s been 10 minutes so far. Your dog’s life story can’t be that long. You see how the lady has her hand firmly clenched on the door knob? Yeah that means she wants you to shut up too. She wants to get away but she doesn’t want to hurt your feelings. Unlike you, who rapes the ears of every one who even casually glances at her precious bulldog with stories that would torture even the most hardened person. So please, once more, PLEASE SHUT UP.

I’m a Quitter!

Twitter Quitter, Thats me!

Recently I made the liberating decision to deactivate my Twitter account, freeing my self from the shackles of social networking oppression. It was a move that was a long time coming. Why you ask? Ok nobodies asking but I’m going to tell you.

First off, I’ve never been good at social networking. In fact I’m quite awful at it. That’s assuming one CAN be awful at it and at the risk of being an ass,