The Asshole Chronicles Part 1

Being an asshole hasn’t only been the domain of my adulthood, it was also a huge part of my childhood. I guess you could say I was kind of a prodigy when it came to being a jerk. Nowadays I use my powers for good instead of evil but I often think back on those times and wonder why anybody even wanted to be my friend. One event in particular springs up in my mind time and again. I call it…

The Mother Fucking Dirt Bike Ride.