Dear 7 lb 6 oz Infant Baby Jesus…

Guess who came to visit today? A Jehovas Witness. Sadly I had just woken up and was in no mood to mess with his head. What a wasted opportunity. I promise to do better if he returns. They do return right? At least once if I remember correctly. See what I did there? In the mean time, I decided to have a little fun with the flyer he left.

The Door to Hell

Chucklef***s

“With all the effort the republican party is putting into to ensuring Pres. Obama doesn’t get re-elected, they’re practically ensuring that he does get re-elected with their retarded antics.”

Recently I garnered some criticism for this comment claiming that it’s unintelligent, ant-Christian and in support for President Obama.

How can one even respond to such ridiculous criticism? How is an observation unintelligent? Where is the anti-Christian sentiment and where does it show support for Obama?

Too be clear though, I am 100% anti-Christian. Those nut bags are dangerous, insane and highly ignorant. As for Obama, I am not for or against him. On the other hand I am against these chucklefucks in the republican party. I understand that every candidate has hiccups through their campaign but these aren’t mere stumbles. I have payed close attention to this election and I could not in good conscience vote for any of them. They challenge my faith in the American Democratic system. Furthermore they challenge my faith in humanity.