The Bible? Fuck that Shit!

I’ve been watching The Bible on The History channel lately. If you haven’t been watching, let me sum it up for you. Basically god creates man and then man starts killing anything and everything that has a differing opinion than him. Man murders and steals some others guys land and then in return is annihilated in the name of some other god. This happens over and over again until voila, here we are today. Moral of the story is, life lessons should not be taken from some ancient book of hearsay stories passed along, retranslated and finally written down hundreds of years later. The bible is to morals as donuts are to health food. Anyhow, enjoy my little video I made and follow me on YouTube and stuff.

Dear 7 lb 6 oz Infant Baby Jesus…

Guess who came to visit today? A Jehovas Witness. Sadly I had just woken up and was in no mood to mess with his head. What a wasted opportunity. I promise to do better if he returns. They do return right? At least once if I remember correctly. See what I did there? In the mean time, I decided to have a little fun with the flyer he left.

The Door to Hell

Chucklef***s

“With all the effort the republican party is putting into to ensuring Pres. Obama doesn’t get re-elected, they’re practically ensuring that he does get re-elected with their retarded antics.”

Recently I garnered some criticism for this comment claiming that it’s unintelligent, ant-Christian and in support for President Obama.

How can one even respond to such ridiculous criticism? How is an observation unintelligent? Where is the anti-Christian sentiment and where does it show support for Obama?

Too be clear though, I am 100% anti-Christian. Those nut bags are dangerous, insane and highly ignorant. As for Obama, I am not for or against him. On the other hand I am against these chucklefucks in the republican party. I understand that every candidate has hiccups through their campaign but these aren’t mere stumbles. I have payed close attention to this election and I could not in good conscience vote for any of them. They challenge my faith in the American Democratic system. Furthermore they challenge my faith in humanity.