Two eggs over easy and by easy I mean…

Soaked in the urine of 10-year-old boys. Yeah you heard me right. These eggs have not only been steeped in the virgin piss but then cracked to allow the piss to penetrate fully into the boiled egg. Apparently these eggs are a “Delicacy” (slang for shit nobody in their right mind would eat) in the city of Dongyang. Check out the article from Gizmodo.

I’ve said for years now that Chinese people will eat anything. Forget the Cashew Chicken, and the Chow Mein noodles you are accustomed to because that’s not good enough for mainland Chinese folk. They rather eat shit you find crawling beneath your feet like beetles, roaches, spiders, scorpions and caterpillars. Then there’s the real freaky shit like these urine soaked eggs.

Don’t they have a Burger King near by or something? Aren’t there billions of chickens they could do something with? I had spicy honey chicken at a Chinese restaurant once and that shit was tasty! Why not eat that? Whatever China. Eat your urine soaked piss eggs. Just don’t go trying to kiss me after you do.

Let’s file this one under “Effed Up,”