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The Bible? Fuck that Shit!
I’ve been watching The Bible on The History channel lately. If you haven’t been watching, let me sum it up for you. Basically god creates man and then man starts killing anything and everything that has a differing opinion than him. Man murders and steals some others guys land and then in return is annihilated in the name of some other god. This happens over and over again until voila, here we are today. Moral of the story is, life lessons should not be taken from some ancient book of hearsay stories passed along, retranslated and finally written down hundreds of years later. The bible is to morals as donuts are to health food. Anyhow, enjoy my little video I made and follow me on YouTube and stuff.
FACE BLAST
Having some technical issues with WordPress. Please forgive the duplicate posts.
I made a 4 minute long version of this video with the clips in their entirety but the stupid YouTube Nazis yanked it do to Copyright infringement. Hopefully this one will make it past the Gestapo.
If it does get taken down, try here
Drop Box
or here
Twitvid
Daily Illustration No. 1
Sunday I was browsing through the Freshly Pressed Section of WordPress when I stumbled onto some really cool illustration sites. One in particular was doing a drawing of the day series. So I thought, hey, that's a great idea to get back into drawing and get my creative juices flowing. So here I am, with my day one drawing. To be honest, my hand started cramping so it's a bit unfinished.
Reality My Ass!
The discovery channel has a new show they’ve rolled out (pun intended) called “The Devils Ride.” They’ve marketed it as a “reality” show about an “outlaw” bikers club based in San Diego. First off, I’m from San Diego and San Diego is about as outlaw as Beverly Hills. Second, just a few minutes into the program and the term “reality” seems more like sarcasm than it does a description for this show. It’s obviously scripted. Thirdly, if they are such outlaws, why are they doing a reality show?
Burger King Remix Y’all!
I’ve been in the advertising field as a graphic designer and creative director for over 15 years, so my new favorite show is of course “The Pitch” on AMC. Is it a blatant rip-off of my reality television idea? It sure is but I’ll let it slide. Moving forward…I decided to remix the new Burger King commercial featuring everyone’s favorite perverted creepy irrelevant old man, Steven Tyler of that horrible 80′s hair band Aerosmith. Don’t argue with me on this point, Aerosmith sucks! So without further ado (adue? adoo? ahdoo? Fuck, I don’t know!)
BEHOLD…MY CREATION!
NewsHitHD
Ever hear of NewsHitHD? Didnt think so. I don’t know why. Nick DenBoer, the man behind NewsHitHD is an incredibly talented genius who does most of these videos all by himself in his home studio. Check it out.
His most viewed video only has 32,289 views and his subscriber list is only a staggeringly low 1636. WHAT? How can that be? His videos are way more entertaining than that goddamn stupid talking dog or Read the rest of this entry
Snack Time
This is my cat Toonces. She’s looking for a good time. She likes sunsets, cuddling, tuna and eating her own ass. Her dislikes include other cats, dirty litter boxes and anybody else trying to eat her ass. Eating her ass is her job and she’ll be damned if anybody else eats it but her.
Before you ask, the answers yes, I’m bored.
Tuesday’s with Cafferty
Forget Tuesdays with Maury, I want Tuesday’s with Cafferty.
Jack Cafferty’s got to be my favorite guy on CNN. He’s old, looks as cranky as a badger and tells it like it is. He’s the new Andy Rooney if you ask me. One look at the guy and you would think, “there is no way this guy has any sense of humor”. Quite the contrary though. Just watch him mess with Wolf Blitzer. Why he doesn’t have more than just a segment on CNN, I’ll never know.
It’s the little things
Today has been a trying day for me. I’ve been in a pretty bad mood. Well more like a bad funk. Probably because I stopped taking my crazy pills a while back and now its all catching up with me. So to try and distract myself, I decided to go spend some time alone in the bedroom like a overly dramatic 14 year old girl on her period, when suddenly I heard,
“sometimes it even hurts when it comes out so fast”.
And because I also have the sense of humor of a 12 year old child, I immediately started laughing. Not one of those half-assed chuckles either. It was totally uncontrolled laughter. I might have even LOL’d. Then I suddenly realized, it’s funny how such a little thing can unburn your toast. Well not completely unburn it but at least that toast is now edible. If I was a praying man, I’d say Thank God for bathroom humor. But there is no god so thank you to who ever made the very first poop joke. You’re my hero!
The View gave me nightmares
Honest to god, the View gave me nightmares after seeing just 5 minutes of the show. I have now recommitted myself to never waking up before noon. It’s just too risky.
Turd Ferguson
