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The Bible? Fuck that Shit!
I’ve been watching The Bible on The History channel lately. If you haven’t been watching, let me sum it up for you. Basically god creates man and then man starts killing anything and everything that has a differing opinion than him. Man murders and steals some others guys land and then in return is annihilated in the name of some other god. This happens over and over again until voila, here we are today. Moral of the story is, life lessons should not be taken from some ancient book of hearsay stories passed along, retranslated and finally written down hundreds of years later. The bible is to morals as donuts are to health food. Anyhow, enjoy my little video I made and follow me on YouTube and stuff.
Daily Illustration No. 7
Highest of Fives done in Adobe Ideas on an iPad.
What's better than a high five? Peanut Butter and Jelly slices high five'ing. Don't argue with me, I have the science to back it up.
It's been a struggle coming up with ideas everyday as you can tell by two days of bread drawings. I have no idea what I'll do tomorrow. Maybe...more toast?
Daily Illustration No. 3
CORNDOG FLASHER
Years ago before YouTube or social media sharing, there was a magical being by the name of Corndog. He roamed the land spreading love, happiness, torture and mayhem. Oh Corndog, I miss you and your bunny slippers.
Thank you Corndog for inspiring me to draw my Flasher. Done in Adobe Ideas.
Originally it was a PC screen saver way back in 2001, when screen savers where all the rage.
Daily Illustration No. 4
Sushi Created in Adobe Ideas on the iPad.
Daily Illustration No. 4
I don't really care for sushi my self. I've tried it several times and it just doesn't do anything for me. The presentation of sushi on the other hand, is quite beautiful.
Daily Illustration No. 5
Darwin's Fish Skeleton Created in Adobe Ideas.
Day 5 of my daily illustration series.
I did a quick web search for a skeleton version of Darwin's fish and remarkably, I didn't find anything. An original idea? I'll say yes just so I know what its like to feel special. That's a rare thing in this connected world...the original idea, not the feeling special.
Thai Iced Tea Popsicles
Yum.
I have a sweet tooth and I love Thai iced tea. In fact, I think it's tragic when I find myself at a Thai restaurant around eight or nine o'clock in the evening, and I know that I won't be able to sleep if I consume all of that caffeine and sugar (the sugar probably being the worse of the two).
Facebook Friend Hoarder or Ironic Hipster?
Let’s be honest, in the world of Facebook, anything more than 100 friends and your either incredibly insecure or some sort of Facebook hoarder that’s, well, incredibly insecure. Either way, the real question should be, who is it that you’re trying to convince with all those people who barely qualify as acquaintances? If it was Twitter, that would make sense since Twitter is so impersonal and it takes on more of a micro-blogging form. By the way follow me on twitter so I can feel better about myself.
Am I secretly jealous that I don’t have any “friends”? That could be it. Or It’s because mommy and daddy didn’t love me enough so I say mean things about other people who have more of anything than me. Yeah, that’s probably the case.
I can’t believe it’s not butter either.
When I’m not on Facebook I’m watching porn alone in the bathroom with the lights out while rubbing I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter between my toes like a good American.
Taco Bell Anyone?
Not sure if you noticed or not but there is a handy little way of donating to me so I can afford a Taco Bell Dorito Loco Taco. Have you had one of those? It’s like an angel exploded in your mouth. It totally makes sense if you think about it. To strengthen my case as to why you should donate to me, I’ve decided to show you some pictures.
Turd Ferguson
