Lets stop the outrage you fucking pussies. Was that a bit too much? Well fuck you. Stop being such pussies! Now watch this video and keep your bitch hole shut you smelly pile of chimp shit. I went too far again huh?
Real Time With Bill Maher via Gawker
Ever wonder what Rick Santorum does with his down time? Well wonder no more because the answer is here!
Guess who came to visit today? A Jehovas Witness. Sadly I had just woken up and was in no mood to mess with his head. What a wasted opportunity. I promise to do better if he returns. They do return right? At least once if I remember correctly. See what I did there? In the mean time, I decided to have a little fun with the flyer he left.
Happy Valentines day everyone. May your herpes not flare up and and your meal for one be tasty.
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“With all the effort the republican party is putting into to ensuring Pres. Obama doesn’t get re-elected, they’re practically ensuring that he does get re-elected with their retarded antics.”
Recently I garnered some criticism for this comment claiming that it’s unintelligent, ant-Christian and in support for President Obama.
How can one even respond to such ridiculous criticism? How is an observation unintelligent? Where is the anti-Christian sentiment and where does it show support for Obama?
Too be clear though, I am 100% anti-Christian. Those nut bags are dangerous, insane and highly ignorant. As for Obama, I am not for or against him. On the other hand I am against these chucklefucks in the republican party. I understand that every candidate has hiccups through their campaign but these aren’t mere stumbles. I have payed close attention to this election and I could not in good conscience vote for any of them. They challenge my faith in the American Democratic system. Furthermore they challenge my faith in humanity.
Listen up lady talking to the neighbor outside my window about your bulldog, I don’t think she wants to hear that many details about your goddamn dog. So please please shut the fuck up! It’s been 10 minutes so far. Your dog’s life story can’t be that long. You see how the lady has her hand firmly clenched on the door knob? Yeah that means she wants you to shut up too. She wants to get away but she doesn’t want to hurt your feelings. Unlike you, who rapes the ears of every one who even casually glances at her precious bulldog with stories that would torture even the most hardened person. So please, once more, PLEASE SHUT UP. Read the rest of this entry
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