Category Archives: Pictures
FUCK THIS SHIT
Some of the funniest “Fuck This Shit” pictures I could find.
This first one is my favorite. I think I’ll get it as a tattoo…on my forehead.
SURVEY SAYS!
Every year, the apartment community I live in, sends out a survey for residents. It’s pretty much the same survey every year. Despite what people answer, the quality of the community stays the same. So this year I decided to have some fun with the comments for each section.
Clearly I’m funnier than anybody else thinks I am.
UPDATE: Apparently this actually goes to the community manager complete with who it came from. Oops. Hopefully they will just laugh.
Just Great!
Growing up, whenever my mother burnt her toast, she’d exclaim wildly, “Just great, my whole day is ruined.” Mind you, this took place in the morning before her day had even begun. Burning toast wasn’t the only thing that could ruin her day (milk could do the same) but it was definitely the most memorable. I’ve had countless hours of laughs thanks to my Mom and her toast and hopefully now, so can you. Just remember, when something minor and inconsequential happens, just say “That really burns my toast,” and all will be well.
Happy Zombie Jesus Day!
I hope Zombie Jesus brought you lots of brains to snack on?
In honor of this sacred day, I thought I’d share a few of the best pictures of Zombie Jesus with you.
Rick Santorum After Dark
Ever wonder what Rick Santorum does with his down time? Well wonder no more because the answer is here!
Dear 7 lb 6 oz Infant Baby Jesus…
Guess who came to visit today? A Jehovas Witness. Sadly I had just woken up and was in no mood to mess with his head. What a wasted opportunity. I promise to do better if he returns. They do return right? At least once if I remember correctly. See what I did there? In the mean time, I decided to have a little fun with the flyer he left.
Turd Ferguson
