The War on Sugar, Salt and everything Tasty

I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but there’s a war going on. A war on sugar, salt and all things tasty.

Today Disney announced that they would no longer allow junk food advertisements on their children’s channels to help fight childhood obesity. This unprecedented move

Meanwhile on Facebook…

Recently I made a Facebook status update in order to get rid of useless people.

To all those friends that can’t be bothered to “socialize” or have even the most basic of communications with me on Facebook or in real life, why are you my friend? Why am I yours? I’m not bitching or crying about wanting attention or validation. I’m simply asking for confirmation of some semblance of a obviously forgotten friendship, to make sure I’m not wasting my time or energy. It’s as simple as that. Otherwise I will say bye bye. I’m a realist. I deal in logic. If you can’t be bothered with me, well then I can very easily not be bothered with you. Cutting people from my life without remorse or regret is my super power. Plus if I wanted to be ignored, I’d have my family on this thing.

There’s never a part 2, Part 1.

If you’ve been paying attention, I post a lot of 1 part series. Two, to be exact. It makes no sense at all but it makes me laugh so I’ll continue doing it.

In the meantime, enjoy part 1 of my cat just sitting on the bed doing nothing at all.

Liked

Is it possible to like that you liked something of mine? Then you could like that I liked that you liked something of mine. Then the universe could collapse and we could all like that together. Is that possible?

Anyhow, why isn’t there a dislike button on Facebook?

A Nation of Sheep Breeds a Goverment of Wolves

A couple years back my Dad got his first iPhone. This was quite an upgrade for a man who’s only computer experience has been with a calculator. It’s been quite a learning curve but he’s finally getting a handle on email. It’s great to see him stepping into the 20th century. He still may have a whole century to go before he catches up but you have to crawl before you walk. Baby steps. The down side to all this is that he learned about the email forwarding button.

Reference Chart of Attractiveness

I created this chart for the women of twitter.

The Asshole Chronicles Part 1

Being an asshole hasn’t only been the domain of my adulthood, it was also a huge part of my childhood. I guess you could say I was kind of a prodigy when it came to being a jerk. Nowadays I use my powers for good instead of evil but I often think back on those times and wonder why anybody even wanted to be my friend. One event in particular springs up in my mind time and again. I call it…

The Mother Fucking Dirt Bike Ride.

Snack Time

This is my cat Toonces. She’s looking for a good time. She likes sunsets, cuddling, tuna and eating her own ass. Her dislikes include other cats, dirty litter boxes and anybody else trying to eat her ass. Eating her ass is her job and she’ll be damned if anybody else eats it but her.

Before you ask, the answers yes, I’m bored.

It Works if you work it so work it!

I’ve spent my whole life being an asshole, not by choice really, but by design. In other words, I was born this way. Not Lady Gaga born this way with a penis…well wait yeah, I DO have a penis but I’m not…uhh…a lady boy thing…er uh..whatever she is. I’m, how do I say this?

I’M A GODDAMN MAN DAMNIT!

Anyhow…