The Bible? Fuck that Shit!

I’ve been watching The Bible on The History channel lately. If you haven’t been watching, let me sum it up for you. Basically god creates man and then man starts killing anything and everything that has a differing opinion than him. Man murders and steals some others guys land and then in return is annihilated in the name of some other god. This happens over and over again until voila, here we are today. Moral of the story is, life lessons should not be taken from some ancient book of hearsay stories passed along, retranslated and finally written down hundreds of years later. The bible is to morals as donuts are to health food. Anyhow, enjoy my little video I made and follow me on YouTube and stuff.

Your 2nd Amendment Right

Most of, if not damn near close to all (excluding law makers and government officials, if they even understand it) don’t know what the 2nd amendment means. “

A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

Look into that sentence a little closer and you will see what it truly means. It doesn’t give every American the right to buy and carry military style assault rifles. It gives a well regulated militia, which is a disciplined or trained group, the right to carry weapons that were not specifically designed for military use and were not employed in a military capacity. So whether you go by it’s original interpretation or a more modern interpretation, rest assured, you are most likely wrong in your understanding of your 2nd amendment right. It’s true. It’s most definitely true in the case of NRA gun nuts and Fox News sheep who think its their right to own military assault rifles to protect themselves against the possible tyrannical uprising of our government. Never was it meant to be interpreted as defending ourselves from within but from those outside.

If I’m wrong, by all means, correct me.

FUCK THIS SHIT

Some of the funniest “Fuck This Shit” pictures I could find.

This first one is my favorite. I think I’ll get it as a tattoo…on my forehead.

The War on Sugar, Salt and everything Tasty

I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but there’s a war going on. A war on sugar, salt and all things tasty.

Today Disney announced that they would no longer allow junk food advertisements on their children’s channels to help fight childhood obesity. This unprecedented move

Buy a Shirt, Win my heart

Over at my Scribbles and Dribbles blog, I’ve been doing a drawing a day for 2 weeks now. In the process, I got motivated to turn a lot of the illustrations into shirts. Head on over to My Spreadshirt Store and buy one or two or maybe even three.

Also don’t forget to LIKE Scribbles and Dribbles on Facebook.

Meanwhile on Facebook…

Recently I made a Facebook status update in order to get rid of useless people.

To all those friends that can’t be bothered to “socialize” or have even the most basic of communications with me on Facebook or in real life, why are you my friend? Why am I yours? I’m not bitching or crying about wanting attention or validation. I’m simply asking for confirmation of some semblance of a obviously forgotten friendship, to make sure I’m not wasting my time or energy. It’s as simple as that. Otherwise I will say bye bye. I’m a realist. I deal in logic. If you can’t be bothered with me, well then I can very easily not be bothered with you. Cutting people from my life without remorse or regret is my super power. Plus if I wanted to be ignored, I’d have my family on this thing.

Daily Illustration No. 7

Reblogged from Scribbles and Dribbles:

Highest of Fives done in Adobe Ideas on an iPad.

What's better than a high five? Peanut Butter and Jelly slices high five'ing. Don't argue with me, I have the science to back it up.

It's been a struggle coming up with ideas everyday as you can tell by two days of bread drawings. I have no idea what I'll do tomorrow. Maybe...more toast?

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This needs to be my next shirt.

BUY SOME SHIRTS DAMNIT!

You know what would be awesome? If you bought one of my shirts. You can purchase one or two or even three over at Spreadshirt Go take a look.

FACE BLAST

Having some technical issues with WordPress. Please forgive the duplicate posts.

I made a 4 minute long version of this video with the clips in their entirety but the stupid YouTube Nazis yanked it do to Copyright infringement. Hopefully this one will make it past the Gestapo.

If it does get taken down, try here
Drop Box

or here
Twitvid

Daily Illustration No. 3

Reblogged from Scribbles and Dribbles:

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CORNDOG FLASHER

Years ago before YouTube or social media sharing, there was a magical being by the name of Corndog. He roamed the land spreading love, happiness, torture and mayhem. Oh Corndog, I miss you and your bunny slippers.

Thank you Corndog for inspiring me to draw my Flasher. Done in Adobe Ideas.

Originally it was a PC screen saver way back in 2001, when screen savers where all the rage.

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