It’s the little things


Today has been a trying day for me. I’ve been in a pretty bad mood. Well more like a bad funk. Probably because I stopped taking my crazy pills a while back and now its all catching up with me. So to try and distract myself, I decided to go spend some time alone in the bedroom like a overly dramatic 14 year old girl on her period, when suddenly I heard,

“sometimes it even hurts when it comes out so fast”.

And because I also have the sense of humor of a 12 year old child, I immediately started laughing. Not one of those half-assed chuckles either. It was totally uncontrolled laughter. I might have even LOL’d. Then I suddenly realized, it’s funny how such a little thing can unburn your toast. Well not completely unburn it but at least that toast is now edible. If I was a praying man, I’d say Thank God for bathroom humor. But there is no god so thank you to who ever made the very first poop joke. You’re my hero!

Posted on April 4, 2012, in Comedy, Television, Video, youtube and tagged , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 3 Comments.

  1. You LOL’d? Did it hurt when it came out too fast

  2. Life is not complete without dick, fart and shit jokes.

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